“I may look calm, but in my head, I've killed you about 5 times..”
“I may not look it, but I can be a very patient guy. And killing time is one of my specialities.”
“I've been in love 300 times in my life, all but 5 were with books.”
“And in my classes, I will talk most of the time, and you will listen most of the time. Because you may be smart, but I've been smart longer.”
“When people come to me saying they want to kill themselves, I tell them, “What’s your rush? You can kill yourself any time you like. So calm down. Suicide is a positive act.” And they do calm down.”
“...it may rain or it may shine, probably at the same time. (Lamentations 5:23)”