“No offense, but I'd rather kiss the horse.”

“You can kiss me if you like," she said.Alex let go of her and turned away. "Thanks, Fiona," he said. "But frankly I'd prefer to kiss the horse.”

“Your temperature's normal, though I'd say it's the only thing about you that is.”

“If this is what you do to the winner, I'd hate to see how you treat the runner up.”

“The platform underneath the balloon fell on her as she was trying to escape," she explained. "She was crushed.""I'd have been disappointed too.”

“I don't know what I'd do without you. There's no one else to look after me. And it's not just that. I sometimes think you're the only person who really knows me. I only feel normal when I'm with you.”

“Then why don't you go and ---- yourself.”