“What is birthday, but a celebration of death.”
“I like to think of birthdays as celebrating life.""Only losers acknowledge they survived a year and hope they cheat death again.”
“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll be a holiday that honors freedom. ”
“Death should be a celebration. Like a birthday. I want to go up like a rocket when my time comes, and fall down in a cloud of stars, and hear everyone go: ahh!”
“A cake for all is not a celebration of one. Cupcakes are the ultimate birthday cake.”
“When I think about my clone, random songs pop into my head. Songs like, “Happy Birthday.” Will he celebrate the same birthday as me? He’d better, because without me, there’d be nothing for him to celebrate.”