“Here's my using dickwad in a sentence. Greg is such a dickwad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn't a real Vocab word.)”

“But they keep saving me because they know I stand for something. They're just not sure what yet.-The Pagoda”

“She looked into space a lot, didn't say much, and kissed my father when midnight came, as if she were punching a time card.”

“I don’t have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross.”

“Isn't it funny how we live inside the lies we believe?”

“I didn't have the time to slice a hundred shallow cuts into his lips and make him suck limes. I was too busy to make him swallow oiled musket balls. I had more important things to think about now and a lot to do. -Saffron in Dust of 100 Dogs”

“--he stopped and eyed Bill Corso--"if you choose to just sit here like a bored jungle gorilla, you will have to write out this quote as many times as you can during the next hour.”