“I think today is already sucky enough without splinters in my ass.”
“I already gave you my ass. I guess you can have my hand too.”
“I could dodge the kick, but the stable door was already down - and I hadn't even realised it until I saw the splinters.”
“He was my crack. I could never get enough, and when I had him I was already thinking about when I could have him next.”
“Whoa. If high school was suppose to be the best years of my life - at least so far - I was truly destined to have a sucky adulthood.”
“After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my head down. I figured the pitcher already felt bad enough without me showing him up rounding the bases.”