“My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.”

“Before i knew the best part of my life had come ,it had gone....”

“According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.”

“Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story”

“There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.”

“I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy ”

“It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.”