“One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.”

“According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.”

“The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.”

“Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction”

“Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.”

“Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.”

“There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.”