“It was like skydiving but way more intense. Like if you took two Ambien and then went skydiving and forced yourself to stay awake the entire time.”
“If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.”
“Words to live by: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)”
“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
“Heck, who needs things like skydiving and rock climbing for your adreline kick, if you can get it from playing Russian roulette with open windows?”