“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)”
“IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. —BUMPER STICKER”
“When life hands you lemons say,"Lemons? What else have you got?"- bumper sticker”
“There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~”
“Genius has its limitations.Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker”
“A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER”
“I WAS AN ATHEIST UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS GOD. —BUMPER STICKER”