“A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.”
“Andy once clipped a magazine article about how black dogs are always the last to be adopted at shelters and, therefore, more likely to be put down. Which is totally Dog Racism, if you ask me.”
“We grunt like mutts or faint like bitches; take your pick.”
“Lust is a lot like a slow brained dog. It slobbers a lot and jumps up on people at the most inopportune time.”
“I think she cared more for that bloody dog than for me, for us. And maybe that's not so stupid, looking back... maybe it is easier living on your own looking after some stupid mutt than sharing your life with other actual human beings.”
“Judging the intellect of others where comprehension is lacking, is like a mutt judging the groom of Best in Show.”