“I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.”
“The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton.”
“I'm not reclusive at all. Just private.”
“anybody can be a princess. all you have todo is have the right parents. it's no harder than being born Paris Hilton, for God's sake.at least you remember to put on underwear in the morning, i'm assuming”
“Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain."Aphrodite raised her brow at him. "Don't go all crazy. There are some things even Paris Hilton can't buy.”
“Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato.”