“Marriage is more about snore strips and flannel nightgowns than candlelight dinners.”
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. ”
“A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.”
“And you should not be out and about in your nightgown. There are Lightwoods wandering these halls.”
“There is nothing more terrorizing than the possibility that nothing is hidden. There is nothing more scandalous than a happy marriage”
“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage.”