“Marriage is more about snore strips and flannel nightgowns than candlelight dinners.”

“Love is not enough. Life and marriage is so much more complicated than this”

“Love is more about being the right person than finding the right person.”

“Creativity is like a snoring husband, it won't let you sleep.”

“It was a true conversation. About whether our ancestors had more important lives than we do. And how they've managed to trick us, if they did not.”

“Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.”

“Of the two hundred bones in the human body, more than a quarter are in the foot. It is a more complicated instrument than an automobile transmission, and it is treated with far less consideration.”