“The world pretty much sucks most of the time. But the point of life isn’t to live in a world that doesn’t suck. The point is to try to make it suck a little bit less.”
“Up to this point your life has pretty much sucked. You’re not responsible for that. But you are responsible for what happens from here on.”
“I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less. ”
“Fairy tales are make believe and reality sucks, but I happen to live in both worlds.”
“We're all guilty of saying insincere things at one point or another, if only just to make the moment not totally suck as much as it truly does.”
“Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.”