“Quote: a banal proverb that is considered profound when uttered by a celebrity.”

“The only way to tell a fable is to introduce a human. The only way to tell a proverb is to introduce your grandfather.”

“The only way to be completely self-consistent is to be constantly uttering paradoxes.”

“Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm.”

“Dentistry is a precondition to love at first sight. When your eyes meet she beams with happiness, but when you smile back she shows her true reflexes.”

“Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles.”

“It is remarkably precocious when a person accomplishes anything after the age of thirty.”