“The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy.”

“It’s best to only exercise when the air conditioning is working properly outside. A strong wind ensures one doesn’t sweat very much.”

“When nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence.”

“Children should have a balanced diet. They should only consume sugar, salt, and fat in equal quantities.”

“So many things happen that we can't control, its best not to worry about what we can. Believing you can change the world has a terrible effect on one's ego.”

“I have never sought to displease; I merely seek pleasure and avoid the pain it causes those who work to produce it. That is what it means to live by the leisure principle.”

“The only way to tell a fable is to introduce a human. The only way to tell a proverb is to introduce your grandfather.”