“He's got the whole bad-boy-in-need-of-redemption thing going on, but the catch is, most bad boys don't want redemption. They like being bad. They like the power they get from striking fear and panic into the hearts of mothers everywhere”
“And I'm a bad boy 'cause I don't even miss her. I'm a bad boy for breakin her heart”
“It's becoming apparent that I like bad boys. That's one of my problems. They've all been bad boys. You're one too. You're a bad boy. But, I think you're a good bad boy.”
“Do not chase boys. Chasing boys is bad. Chasing boys can lead to horrible things like mansions going up into flames, hand amputations, and blindness. So have some self respect and don't let things get too far before the wedding day.”
“This one swears like a trooper-- he's a bad boy.”
“He’s the embodiment of the one thing in life I need like a hole in the head—another bad-boy love interest.”