“When life is telling you to cry, tell it to fuck that then smile instead”

“And you may not thinkI care for youWhen you know down insideThat I really do”

“I know your eyes in the morning sunI feel you touch me in the pouring rainAnd the moment that you wander far from meI wanna feel you in my arms again”

“Whatever”

“Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!”

“. . . simplicity in its pure form can lighten up the tough.”

“Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile.”