“If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler”
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
“I'd leave too, but i still had half a beer left. You can't just leave a beer like that. It's un-American”
“I’d hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that’s as good as you’re going to feel all day.”
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals like Hydrogen and Oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
“I particularly loved the adjective bookish, which I found other people used about as often as ramrod or chum or teetotaler.”