“Junior was eleven. The statement is significant. There are a few peevish people in the world who believe that all eleven-year-old boys ought to be hung. Others, less irritable, think that gently chloroforming them would seem more humane. A great many good-natured folks contend that incarceration for a couple of years would prove the best way to dispose of them.”
“I try to think of something catchy to say, but there's nothing but irritation that something that was funny yo an eleven-year-old boy is still funny to a seventeen-year-old one.”
“…because I was only eleven years old, I was wrapped in the best cloak of invisibility in the world.”
“An eleven-year-old girl is many things, but she is not stupid.”
“My suck was losing my best friend to an eleven year old.”
“He was an eleven year old man.-(inside joke)”