“Dear Mom,I'm as tight as a girdle. How do I accept love?--BDear Potato Face,Just say 'thank you,' then shut up.--M”

“What I want to know it whether we're supposed to change or just accept who we are?”

“God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change. The courage to change the things I can. And the wisdom to know the difference. I still didn't know the difference.”

“We wait for God to bless us while God waits for us to accept the blessing.”

“I've taken up meditation. I like to have an espresso first to make it more challenging.”

“Dear FranI'm watching you sleep. You are sucking your thumb. (We're going to need to talk about this.) I can't pretend you look like a delicately slumbering princess, because you don't. Apart from the thumb business you are twitching around like a ferret and about ten minutes ago you pulled the entire duvet over yourself and left me with nothing. But I've never loved you more than I do right now. I love you so much. I hope we can have a life together. There's so much I want to say to you. Please wake up soon.Freddy x”

“The people you don't know turn out to be exactly like the people you do know, same faults, same everything.”