“There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”

“There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart.”

“The poet Lord Byron famously proclaimed that lobster salad and champagne were the only things a woman should ever be seen eating.”

“The thing about champagne,you say, unfoiling the cork, unwinding the wire restraint, is that is the ultimate associative object. Every time you open a bottle of champagne, it's a celebration, so there's no better way of starting a celebration than opening a bottle of champagne. Every time you sip it, you're sipping from all those other celebrations. The joy accumulates over time.”

“There were only three times in your life when it was proper to come through the front door, and you were carried every time.”

“My glass is not only half-full, it holds five-hundred-dollar-a-bottle Dom Perignon champagne.”