“All Children Have Brain Damage!”

“Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.”

“The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.”

“I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.”

“As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest.”

“It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful. ”

“Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?”