“Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”
“I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.”
“doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life.”
“People who argue whether the glass is half empty or half full are probably not thirsty.”
“Whether your glass is half full or half empty there's still room for more wine.”
“Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it.”