“As a general rule, librarians are a kick in the pants socially, often full of good humor, progressive, and, naturally, well read”

“In general, librarians enjoyed special requests. A reference librarian is someone who likes the chase. When librarians read for pleasure, they often pick a good mystery.”

“Blondes are said to be more fun, but a well-caffeinated brunette is a kick-in-the-pants!”

“Lies and corruption are the natural progression when communities are ruled by fear”

“The Librarian considered matters for a while. So…a dwarf and a troll. He preferred both species to humans. For one thing, neither of them were great readers. The Librarian was, of course, very much in favor of reading in general, but readers in particular got on his nerves. There was something, well, sacrilegious about the way they kept taking books off the shelves and wearing out the words by reading them. He liked people who loved and respected books, and the best way to do that, in the Librarian’s opinion, was to leave them on the shelves where Nature intended them to be.”

“Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.”