“Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you're done before you know it.”

“County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?”

“Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.”

“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”

“The problem with people is that they're only human.”

“The problem about the future is that it keeps turning into the present.”

“Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.”