“(I) just had to show there's life in the old dog yet. (You) don't have to go out and shoot me.”
“If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.”
“...Right now there's a pair of bad cops on their way out here to shoot me.""You don't know that.""Yeah, you're right," Stranahan said. "They're probably just collecting Toys for Tots. Now go.”
“You have a funny way of showing how much you don't like me.""I don't like gophers, either, but I wouldn't leave one to suffer. I'd shoot it to put it out of its misery.”
“If you don't believe there's a price for this sweet paradise, just remind me to show you the scars.”
“You don't shoot a dog when it is already dead.”