“It doesn't matter about money; having it, not having it. Or having clothes, or not having them. You're still left alone with yourself in the end.”

“I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don't have to be nice anymore.”

“(I) just had to show there's life in the old dog yet. (You) don't have to go out and shoot me.”

“When there's nothing left to lose, and nothing else to prove, I'll be dancing with myself”

“Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on. ”

“What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love! I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart”

“O Devil, why do you hit us when we are down? Old boy, I know that you have no time for me, and I guess that you have about learned that I have no time for you. I will never apologize for anything I have ever done against you. If I have ever said anything that has does not hurt you, tell me about it, and I'll take it out of my sermon.”