“I know the sound of one hand clapping”
“I like the sound of 'claps of no sound..”
“Eight people show up. The emcee is warm, friendly, and about as funny as Shoah. I take the stage to the sound of, my hand to God, one person clapping once and only once, and then I start into my act.”
“What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the weight of a single grain of sand? The answer is equal to my interest in the message you are about to leave so make it short. -- Mitch Hertzog's voice mail message.”
“My left hand is my bad hand. I spank it with my right hand. You might call it clapping, but I call it discipline.”
“A successful person expects a clapping hand, an ailing person expects an open hand.”