“I like the sound of 'claps of no sound..”
“Eight people show up. The emcee is warm, friendly, and about as funny as Shoah. I take the stage to the sound of, my hand to God, one person clapping once and only once, and then I start into my act.”
“What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the weight of a single grain of sand? The answer is equal to my interest in the message you are about to leave so make it short. -- Mitch Hertzog's voice mail message.”
“My left hand is my bad hand. I spank it with my right hand. You might call it clapping, but I call it discipline.”
“A successful person expects a clapping hand, an ailing person expects an open hand.”