“Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Never fight a battle of wits when iocane powder is involved. And never, never, never, never, never, never, never let the New Republic's editors choose the headline for your article.”

“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.”

“Fool!" cried the hunchback. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.”

“Rock Band never got anybody a date. Never.”

“The truth is never absolute, and never as black and white as any of us might like. But that is the nature of the truth: serving none and serving all.”

“Our fathers never leave us. Ever.”

“I never look back darling. It distracts from the now.”