“Well this is me without my prozac, and this is me just shy of nicotine, and mother fuckers, it’s my second time to fail anger management class.”
“My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off.”
“Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.”
“In half hour my mother has managed to give me what my father couldn't: my past.”
“There were a few times when Mother Nature hit me with her best shot, but I always managed to land on my feet.”
“My mother refused to let me fail. So I insisted.”