“I couldn't help it: Brendan was abs-olutely pec-tacular, horrible puns intended and very accurate.”
“Apollo is hot, no pun intended.”
“From what I experienced from vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.”
“You’re a bright girl, aren’t you? No pun intended.”
“But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.”
“Brendan Harris loved everyone now because he loved Katie and Katie loved him. Brendan loved traffic and smog and the sound of jackhammers. He loved his worthless old man who hadn't sent him a single birthday or Christmas card since he'd walked out on Brendan and his mother when Brendan was six. He loved Monday mornings, sitcoms that couldn't make a retard laugh, and standing in line at the RMV. He even loved his job, though he wouldn't be going in ever again.”