“She was so cold, she probably farted ice cubes.”

“She just shook her head and pulled out a small bottle of some random pop star's signature perfume, spritzing me with the sickly-sweet smell. "Oh, come on Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart," I cried, recoiling at the overpowering, candylike smell.”

“Oh, come on, Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart.”

“What's a girl to do when meeting The One means she's cursed to die a horrible death?”

“Whoever lived in that apartment had a security gate, blinds that were closed and curtains drawn. It's probably darker in there than it is in Hollister.”

“The lightbulb is gone," she said awed. "Emma, you said, 'Lights, begone' and you literally made the lights be gone.""How do I get them back?" I asked, panicked. "What's the opposite of begone? Regone?”

“My eyes are not worthy to look upon your face, yet they will not rest until they see you again.”