“I like the smell of my Grandma's soap - I used to sit in the bath and eat it.”
“...For all the days of our lives," we finished and I felt a little like a character in one of my grandma's soap operas...”
“I'm glad we're sitting here now. Even if it does smell like a grandma convention.”
“I think I just inhaled a cloud shaped like the ghost of my grandpa, and all I have to say is grandma smelled better.”
“They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can't think why, 'cos it's not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You'd think they'd take the hint, wouldn't you?”
“I spend my days watching soap operas, eating bonbons and plotting society's downfall.”