“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”

“When I see heavy dramas with no comic relief, I don't think they're honest. I don't think people go through life miserable all the time; in fact, if you're very miserable, you giggle a lot at the oddest things."--Carl Reiner in "The Trib”

“Lust is easy, Love is hard, Like is the most important.”

“Ultimately all you can do is fix yourself. And that's a lot. Because if you can fix yourself, it has a ripple effect”

“Whoever has no house now, will never have one. Whoever is alone will stay alone, will sit, read, write long letters through the evening, and wander on the boulevards, up and down, restlessly, while dry leaves are blowing.”

“a women is like a tea bag.it's only when she is in hot water that you realize how strong she is.”

“Writing is a lot like life, the more you learn the more you realize that you don’t have a clue”