“Love lasts a long time but burning desire lasts two to three weeks.”

“Quelqu'un m'a dit que tu m'aimes encore.”

“I want a man with nuclear power.”

“Je suis monogame de temps en temps mais je préfère la polygamie et la polyandrie.”

“Tu es ma came, plus mortelle que l'héroïne afghane, plus dangereux que la blanche colombienne, tu es ma solution à mon doux problème.”

“But just as misery cannot crawl across an endless path, so does the trail of happiness occasionally reach a sharp end." - The Last Gift”

“I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they're either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live.”