“More hugs, less thugs.”

“More hugs, less thugs'Ethelred-Ted”

“Words once uttered, cannot be buttered, so season them all before you speak”

“Grandchildren are the best Invention since Apples”

“Keep going, keep going, anything worthwhile is rarely achieved without a measure of fear.”

“We're both just human. Nothing more. But also nothing less.”

“I've got to stop getting obsessed with human beings and fall in love with a chair. Chairs have everything human beings have to offer, and less, which is obviously what I need. Less emotional feedback, less warmth, less approval, less patience and less response. The less the merrier. Chairs it is. I must furnish my heart with feelings for furniture.”