“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
“How bad could things be if my hair was neat?”
“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”
“It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.”
“How could you and me end badly? We’re already the most amazing thing ever.”
“How come you like Josh so much anyway? All he does is sit around drinking overpriced coffee and bitching about how awful things are""He cares about the world.""If he cared about the world, he'd donate the ten thousand dollars he must spend on coffee every year to charity. That would be doing something.”