“doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life.”

“I am free of all prejudices...i hate evreyone equally.”

“someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.”

“It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.”

“Half full, half empty - it doesn't matter. It's the same glass of water.”

“Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”

“Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it.”