“It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.”
“Excuse me, but I'm very tired of being interrupted and ordered around and spoken to like a recalicitrant eight-year-old.""Then don't behave like one," Brian suggested.”
“I try to think of something catchy to say, but there's nothing but irritation that something that was funny yo an eleven-year-old boy is still funny to a seventeen-year-old one.”
“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
“There's nothing like being admonished by a nine-year-old ecoterrorist in training.”
“Quil. . .imprinted. . .with a two year old?”