“It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club”

“We followed the bondage Bobbsey Twins across the crowded dance floor. Those leather shorts were an adventure from behind, let me tell you.And the pictures of Elvis decorating the walls were an education, too. It wasn’t often you ran into a bondage/Elvis/ whorehouse-themed vampireclub.”

“You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta”

“The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you”

“You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.”

“You can hold on to me for as long as you want. Let go of the pain, Sookie". - Eric, Club dead.”

“Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for?"- Eric, club dead.”