“MINUS TEN POINTS FOR PUBLIC NUDITY.”
“There's a limit to my patience with anything that smacks of metaphysics. I squirm at the mention of "mind expansion" or "warm healing energy." I don't like drum circles, public nudity or strangers touching my feet.”
“God, what if TMZ got hold of the truth about me? What a liar I am, I mean? What kind of role model am I? I make Vanessa Hudgens look like Mother Freaking Teresa. Minus the whole nudity thing. Because I'm not about to take naked photos of myself and send them to my boyfriend.”
“One conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study in a public school.”
“My favorite color on canvas is nudity.”
“Conduct thyself always with the same prudence as though thou went observed by ten eyes and pointed at by ten fingers”