“Some say the Internet is for porn but you know that in truth the Internet is for spam.”

“Back before the internet we had a name for people who bought a single copy of our books and lent them to all their friends without charging: we called them "librarians".”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.”

“The internet is 95 percent porn and spam”

“Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry.”

“Like the famous mad philosopher said, when you stare into the void, the void stares also; but if you cast into the void, you get a type conversion error. (Which just goes to show Nietzsche wasn't a C++ programmer.)”

“Gene police! You! Out of the pool, now!”