“Some say the Internet is for porn but you know that in truth the Internet is for spam.”
“The internet is 95 percent porn and spam”
“The internet, where everything is free except porn sites.”
“Library-denigrators, pay heed: suggesting that the Internet is a viable substitute for libraries is like saying porn could replace your wife.”
“People say, "What’s it like to be a minority of one, or a kick-bag for the Internet?" It washes off me like jizz off a porn star’s face.”
“I'm on the Internet. I stay informed. They let old people on the Internet, you know.”