“You Americans, always peering under people's beds to look for communism.”

“You are the Protector of the Small. You see real people in the humans and animals overlooked by your peers. There will always be work for you.”

“You know what we learned from living under the rule of Communism?""No.""We learned to get mad.”

“Really, boy, unless you're ready to deal with the monster, you shouldn't go looking under the bed.”

“The American press exists for one purpose only, and that is to convince Americans that they are living in the greatest and most envied country in the history of the world. The Press tells the American people how awful every other country is and how wonderful the United States is and how evil communism is and how happy they should be to have freedom to buy seven different sorts of detergent.”

“Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.”