“People say, "What’s it like to be a minority of one, or a kick-bag for the Internet?" It washes off me like jizz off a porn star’s face.”
“Some say the Internet is for porn but you know that in truth the Internet is for spam.”
“Library-denigrators, pay heed: suggesting that the Internet is a viable substitute for libraries is like saying porn could replace your wife.”
“I felt like crawling off and finding a way to kick myself in the rear. One twist of the leg, might not be too hard.”
“Hey, knock it off," says Virgil"What?" I whispered"You kicked me.""Sorry”
“He'd dust the dirt off with his fingers, wash it in his mouth so it came lean off his tongue like a language.”