“[Conservation] Barring that, just yell at people randomly to stop killing whales. It could catch on. Really.("Would you like fries with that?""Shut up and stop killing whales!""Thank you. Drive through, please.")”
“Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.”
“Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.”
“All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?”
“Amy called the whale punkin.”
“Animals might put up with that smiley shit, but people will eventually kill you for it.”
“Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.”