“How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.”
“When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures bristling with prejudice and motivated by pride and vanity.”
“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.”
“Wish I could say it was a deviously clever move, but the truth is I’ve got grace management issues.”
“I expected a good deal more from you," Marcelline said, "You bungled it.""Yes," he said. "What else could I do? I was asking the wrong woman to marry me.”
“Your skills of dealing with others determine how they deal with you.”