“I know you're busy dating actresses and psychopaths.”
“You're a psychopath.""I prefer creative.”
“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”
“You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa”
“It's too bad you're not gay. Then again, if you were gay, I would never date you. You're a mess."You know, Patrick? If I were gay, I'd want to date you."Of course.”
“I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!”