“Be­cause no­body wants bad news.”

“He was the kind of guy who made Sadie a lit­tle un­com­fort­able. The kind who wore leather and drank beer and crushed emp­ties on their fore­heads. The kind who made her stand a lit­tle straighter. The kind she avoided like a hot fudge brownie be­cause both were bad news for her thighs.”

“The good news is that we are Buddha. The bad news is that all beings are Buddha.The sickness of being human is the sickness of wanting to be unique.”

“You want the bad news, or the really bad news? (Eros)Oh, let’s see…how about we make my day special, and start with the worst, then work our way up? (Julian)”

“I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is life (of a kind) after this life. The bad news is that Jean-Claude Villeneuve is a necrophiliac.”

“We are who we are, be­cause of those we choose to love and be­cause of those who love us.”