“Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.”
“Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.”
“The Mona Lisa, the Mona Lisa....Leonardo had eye trouble....Art couldn't explain it....But now we're safe, since science can explain it. Maybe Milton wrote Paradise Lost because he was blind? And Beethoven wrote the Ninth Symphony because he was deaf...”
“Mona Lisa must have had the highway blues; you can tell by the way she smiles.”
“She arched and farted like Mona Lisa if you really looked at her and for good fruitarian measure.”
“If I had a euro for every stupid thing I've done, I could buy the Mona Lisa.”