“It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum...YOU lick it!”
“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”
“A hundred years ago they'd have burned you as a witch…" "But I'm not a witch." "I don't suppose any of them were.”
“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.”
“In point of fact, most witches probably know more about liquor and how to properly drink it than many ancient and knowledgeable bartenders.”
“Simply because we were licked a hundred years before we started is no reason for us not to try to win.”